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We use email all the time but what exactly should you say in an email? How does email differ from face-to-face communication, letters, or phone calls? Learn the rules with this step-by-step guide.

"This course shows you how to create professional emails that get the results you want. It explains the basics of writing and sending messages, etiquette dos and don'ts, how to email efficiently, and more." --

"Eyes aren't the windows to the soul. Emails are. Cassie Woodson is adrift. After suffering an epic tumble down the corporate ladder, Cassie finds the only way she can pay her bills is to take a thankless temp job reviewing correspondence for a large-scale fraud suit. The daily drudgery amplifies all that her life is lacking--love, friends, stability--and leaves her with too much time on her hands, which she spends fixating on the mistakes that brought...

Through e-mails, letters, blog entries, and movie scripts, twelve-year-old Ruth, an American girl, and Ruby, an English one, discover that they are long-lost twins

18-year-old Jonathan Harker is diagnosed with a rare blood disorder after visiting a Romanian count. His girlfriend Mina and a pre-med student named Van Helsing team up to investigate the source of the disease. The teenagers discover a horrifying truth: the Count is a vampire. The harrowing events unfold through emails, text messages, web pages, Twitter feeds, and instant messaging-the natural modernization of Bram Stoker's original Dracula, which...

"David Ryan is the designer of ELOPe, an email language optimization program that, if successful, will make his career. But when the program is suddenly in danger of being cancelled, David embeds a hidden directive in the software, accidentally creating a runaway artificial intelligence"--Page 4 of cover.

Nim Rusoe is a young girl who inhabits an isolated island with her scientist father and communicates, via e-mail, with the reclusive author of the novel she has been reading. Nim's existence mirrors that of her favorite literary character, Alex Rover, the world's greatest adventurer. But Alexandra, the author of the Rover books, leads a reclusive life in the big city. When Nim's father goes missing from the island, Nim gets Alexandra to come to her...

When her father begins a long-distance romance with a Washington, D.C. zookeeper, twelve-year-old Frankie sends fabricated email letters to the zookeeper in an attempt to end the relationship