A little boy fills his sound box with many words beginning with the letter "k."

An adult parody of children’s alphabet books, offering horrible—but hilarious—advice, from the authors of All my friends are dead.
In the humorous vein of Go the F**k to Sleep comes a laugh-out-loud collection of bad advice that turns the children’s alphabet book on its head. Adorable, illustrated characters lead readers down a path of poor decision-making, and alphabetical, rhyming couplets offer

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"One morning after breakfast, Baby's big brother is getting ready to take the basket of bananas all the way to Baba's bungalow in the next village. He'll have to go along the bumpy road, past the baobab trees, birds, and butterflies, and all the way over the bridge. But what he doesn't realize is that his very cute, very curious baby sibling has stowed away on his bicycle"--

Labeled drawings show a variety of words that begin with each letter of the alphabet from anchor to zither.

A little girl fills her sound box with many words that begin with the letter "g"

A little boy fills his sound box with many words beginning with the letter "t"

Each letter of the alphabet is represented by important people, ideas, and events in the history of the United States

A little girl fills her sound box with many words beginning with the letter "v"

A little boy fills his sound box with many words beginning with the letter "l"

A little boy fills his sound box with many words beginning with the letter "j."